if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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