I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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