just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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