Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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