dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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