The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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