she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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