these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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