ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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