Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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