thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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