you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
These tits shall not be calmed
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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