I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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