just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
send nudes
from the living room?
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