I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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