i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
