so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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