You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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