pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just took my morning after pill in the library
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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