And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You dont lie about slip and slides
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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