physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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