i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
