I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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