my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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