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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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