I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
