you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You did what with his pubic hair?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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