no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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