Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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