I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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