Do you still have your period?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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