well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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