I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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