Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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