god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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