Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we're making bets on your personal life
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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