The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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