piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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