what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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