my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Randomize
