Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Holy sore nipples Batman
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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