I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
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