chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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