but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize