if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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