we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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