Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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