He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Can i not drive my cunt home
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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