they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
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I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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