it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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