who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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