I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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