But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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