I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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